gottagetdrunkfirst: FOD: Beatin' Barack The Jerk-Off In Chief

Monday, October 29, 2012

FOD: Beatin' Barack The Jerk-Off In Chief

WTF!! I saw this today when I was at the smut shop and had to snap a picture. I'm still trying to figure out why the fuck someone had the Chinks in sweatshops assembling these fuckin' things to sell in the U.S.A., and why someone would ever buy one.

I've been calling him a jerk-off for over 4 years. Do I get a cut?

"He beat the odds, now he beats his meat!" LMFAO! Yup, that about sums it up.

FUCK OBAMA!

11 comments:

hiswiserangel said...: Oh dear God, that's funny as hell. Was there a kneeling companion Reggie Love doll?; October 29, 2012 at 4:40 PM
kerrcarto said...: FUCK DUDE! Now I have burning beer nostrils and you owe me another keyboard!; October 29, 2012 at 5:01 PM
kerrcarto said...: I DO NOT!! want to see the Michelle version.; October 29, 2012 at 5:02 PM
MissK said...: "why the fuck someone had the Chinks in sweatshops assembling these fuckin' things" hmmm... How about a Voodoo Doll... or better yet, target practice...

And I won't ask why you where in the smut shop today, Charlie ;-); October 29, 2012 at 5:27 PM
CenTexTim said...: I have just found the perfect Christmas gift for all the libs I know. Thanks!; October 29, 2012 at 6:50 PM
Devil Tongue said...: Well, the chinks stopped his foreign aide web campaign donation link, so it appears as though they are willing to stoop to his level and create a toy to mock the stupid, mooslime sum'bitch; it's a damn wonder there is not a goat included in the "kid friendly" package.; October 29, 2012 at 7:38 PM
CharlieDelta said...: MissK-
I was just browsing... :-p; October 29, 2012 at 7:47 PM
MissK said...: Of course you were Charlie.. ;-); October 29, 2012 at 8:42 PM
angrymike said...: Bawaahaahaaha, posted, later anyway ...; October 30, 2012 at 5:45 AM
Anonymous said...: That should have shown Biden kneeling in front as he does what is best for our Homosexual president. The Down Low Club in Chicago has sent Obummer to DC as their reprentative.; October 30, 2012 at 11:32 AM
Anonymous said...: I meant representative of the Down Low Club.; October 30, 2012 at 11:32 AM

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Monday, October 29, 2012

FOD: Beatin' Barack The Jerk-Off In Chief

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