I am no song writer, but I gave it my best shot.
Set to AC/DC's A Touch Too Much.
It was one of those flights
On a Thanksgiving night
Where everything comes into view
TSA was taking their time
I was losing my mind
There was no one that they wouldn't do
I wasn't the first
I wasn't the last
To refuse the scan of brothery love
They where so satisfied
Deep down inside
When they snapped on their latex glove
Seems like a touch, a touch too much
Seems like a touch, a touch too much
Too much for my body, too much for my brain
This damn she-mans gonna drive me insane
She's got a touch, a touch too much
She had the face of a bull dyke
Smiling with sin
The body of buddha enlarged
Pretending there's danger
Stroking my skin
Molesting kids supercharged
I wasn't the first
I wasn't the last
They acted like Government slobs
They wanted it hard
They wanted it fast
One even touched my knob.
The rest you all know.
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3 comments:
BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! Copyright it, dude!
I was working on it yesterday dude, but gave up. I am definitely shitty at writing lyrics.
I'd say you did a fine job! I changed it very slightly to get the meter closer to the song :
It was one of those flights
On a Thanksgiving night
Where everything comes into view
TSA took their time
I was losing my mind
There was no one that they wouldn't do
I wasn't the first
I wasn't the last
To refuse to be scanned graphically
They where so satisfied
Deep down inside
When they snapped on their latex glove
Seems like a touch, a touch too much
Seems like a touch, a touch too much
Too much for my body, too much for my brain
This damn she-mans gonna drive me insane
She's got a touch, a touch too much
She had the face of a bull dyke
Smiling with sin
The body of buddha enlarged
Pretending there's danger
Stroking my skin
Molesting kids supercharged
I wasn't the first
I wasn't the last
They acted like Government slobs
They wanted it hard
They wanted it fast
Napolitano even touched my knob.
It's not perfect yet, but a little more tweaking and I think you've got a hit! If Ray Stevens can make money doing it, so can you!
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