gottagetdrunkfirst: I'm Baaack, too!

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

I'm Baaack, too!

Wassup CD and Kerrcarto. I'm back in action. We had a kick-ass time down in San Fransicko. My cousin's wedding was beautiful, and the after-reception party was sloppy drunk and stoned. Damn, I love it when all of us cousins get together. We're scattered all over the place from Washington to California to Nevada and Hawaii. The hell? We've managed to stay in touch all these years (there are 7 of us). I love my family! Anyway, I'm all moved en mi nueva casa! Internet service is up....duhhh! I've already cracked my first beer in the new pad.

6 comments:

Anna said...: Welcome Home Paul
;-); September 2, 2008 at 8:52 PM
CharlieDelta said...: Welcome back brother! Did you get to punch any hippies when you were down in SF? Glad to hear you're in the new pad. Send me some pics of that golf course. Not that I'm a golfer or anything, but I love to drink and drive the cart and check things out on the course. Cheers!; September 2, 2008 at 10:24 PM
kerrcarto said...: Holå gringo. Glad to see you back.
Any whiskey dents to speak of ?; September 2, 2008 at 10:57 PM
PeggyU said...: House warming party at Paul's! Free food and drink for all!!! Bring your sleeping bags and your golf clubs!!!

(... just kidding ;) ); September 3, 2008 at 3:12 AM
Claudia said...: Is PeggyU really kidding? I was just starting to pack ;-)

Lovely to see you settled, Paul. All the best!; September 3, 2008 at 7:46 AM
Paul said...: Thanks friends. I'm glad this project is over with. I started this whole thing two years ago for crying out loud.

CD, yeah, the hippies were out in full force at Fishermans Wharf and all around Haight-Ashbury, of course.

kerrcarto, yeah, we got whiskey dents. One of my cousins is dating some dude who was a really bad drunk. He ended up in a cold bath tub at the Marriott. Heh heh!!!!; September 3, 2008 at 8:21 AM

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Swallowed be thy drink
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Tuesday, September 2, 2008

I'm Baaack, too!

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